Also known as FAQ's...

No web site would be complete without a TLA (three letter abbreviation). An FAQ is one of the most common, so we thought we'd comply, but hopefully this will help answer many of those burning questions. It may even provoke more questions, in which case you can Contact us if the information isn't contained here.

As these grow, we'll start to get clever with an index and search facility, but for now - please browse/scroll away...

Q. When are the parties and how long do they last?

A. We plan to hold regular parties on the last Saturday of every month. Normally they will start at 2pm, and last until 6pm, so that's up to 4 hours of fun! Fill your boots... but please, not anyone else's, unless they ask!

Q. Where are the parties held?

A. They are in a private location in North Greenwich. All invited guests will be advised where they are before the event.

Q. How do I get to your parties?

A. The easiest way is to drive and then park up nearby. If not, North Greenwich tube station & Charlton mainline train station are both nearby, and by prior arrangement, we can pick you up!

Q. What is parking like?

A. Now we could be funny and ask you what your parking is like, but alas, we doubt it was a retorical question, and all you want to do is park up and join us quickly, so... There is ample secure & free parking available off-road outside the venue. There are also a number of other car parks nearby.

Q. This will be my first party - what should I expect?

A. Most people are very nervous! Our aim is to put you at ease, so we'll greet you at the door, confirm your invite quickly, then you can go on through to the party area where you will be welcomed by one of our lovely hostesses for the party, offered a shower and a robe to change into. We will securely lock up your valuables (phone(s), wallet, keys etc...), at which point you will be in tlounge area where you can settle any nerves with some tasty nibbles and a refreshing drink. As the fun starts - please wander around and familiarise yourself with the people and the luxurious surroundings - they'll be some films showing on the plasma tv screens to help you on your way, and also lot's of fun happening as you will see, and no doubt it won't be long before you are joining in. The buffet and refreshments will remain available throughout the afternoon, so you can recharge your energies and start again!

Q. Alcohol? Drugs?

A. We ask that you respect your own limits as well as our other guests and party people, so we will not tolerate drunkeness or any drug use of any sort. If we need to eject you for your behaviour, it is highly likely that you would not receive an invite again. Our parties exist for like-minded people to have fun in comfort - let's keep it that way please.

Q. What is the contribution for?

A. The contribution is to cover our costs - buffet, refreshments, heating in the winter, cooling (in the summer - if it ever cums), lighting and our other overheads etc... We will collect this from you when you arrive - we'd prefer you to offer it rather than have to ask for it please! We are after all a friendly bunch of like-minded consenting adults... Any money paid is for general entertaining, time and companionship ONLY. Anything else that occurs is a matter of choice between consenting adults. Anything implied or inferred by any of the fantasies or stories within these pages is NOT to be taken as inducement for payment for anything other than time and companionship.

Q. I've been to your parties in Greenwich before, can I just turn up on the day?

A. We always like to see our guests returning to share in the fun at our events! However, in everyones interests, we aim to keep our ratios low so that everyone has a great time, so we ask that you Contact us to see if we have any invites left for the Event in question - this can be by phone or email, but if this is a last-minute thought on the day, please phone! We would appreciate no calls late in the evenings or too early at weekends - as we all need our beauty sleep! Also, please try to avoid ringing from a withheld telephone number as if we miss your call, we won't be able to get back to you.